Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category

They’re Coming…

22 January 2009

O Hope! O Change! In the New Age of Obama, we’ll all get Skittles-pooping unicorns. Some have already received theirs*:


Taste the Rainbow.

* Thanx for the picture to Unclefacts, who comments over at Ace o’ Spades HQ.



19 September 2007

I’ll be keelhauled! It’s Talk Like A Pirate Day! And I forgot!

Good thing Stoaty’s on watch. And for some more piracy, head over to Primordial Slack, where the buccaneers be thick as mosquitos on the Intracoastal Waterway.

Me, I gotta sit here and try to figure out Apache2’s new configuration files so I can get my LAMP server back up and running.

Update: Over at Cuffy’s place it’s talk like a parrot day.


23 January 2007

According to my blog stats page, some poor soul found his way here by typing the phrase “how to stop touching yourself” into a search engine. I didn’t think this place had anything in common with Ace o’ Spades HQ. Just goes to show I shouldn’t be thinking.

Caption This

19 January 2007

(Apologies to V the K)

Watch That Hand...

This was just too good to pass up. What are these guys doing? And why are they smiling about it?

“Is that a nuke in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?”

“I know. My wife laughs, too.”

“Stop touching yourself. Stop touching yourself. Stop touching yourself.”

“Teacher, Evo wants to show you how hot he thinks you are.”

“Not now! You Latin men are so impulsive!”


Stolen shamelessly from this post at Little Green Footballs

Iowahawk: It’s the Homos, Stupid

19 October 2006

dean_homo_stupidFollowing on the heels of extortionist Mike Rogers’ fulfillment of his promise to “out” a US Senator for voting the wrong way, Iowahawk releases a letter from Howard Dean to us conservative-Americans. Spew Alert: Do NOT attempt to read this while eating or drinking; I’m not responsible for any damages to your monitor or keyboard.

hat tip: little green footballs